No one has seen or heard from Dave in months. You are beginning to suspect that he drowned in a pool of his own vomit and died. You pour one out in his honour, it’s a true rockstar’s death.
You decide to restore the contacts on your mobile communications device anyway…Not that it was really worth doing, you don’t even like most of those chumps…
Um. All of the anon messages I got say “askdrunksollux” on them and have my icon instead of the anon icon??????????????????
Being sober in society is pretty boring… you’d love nothing more than to call up one of your old friends to hang out, but they were all bad influences so the rehabilitation clinic deleted them from your contacts list. You could easily retrieve them, but for some reason… y0u’re pretty 0kay with it.
Your name is Solluxander Captor and you have just returned from a mandatory court sentence to a rehabilitation clinic. Now that you’re a reformed member of society, you are unsure what to do with your free time. All of your “friends” want nothing more than to stuff you with a couple bottles of honey jack and patron, but…you will resist the temptation………………………………….right?
Back from Anipoop Boston.
I tried going to the photoshoot as drunk Sollux Saturday night, but it was really boring so I left so there are probably no pics of my drunk Sollux anywurr, soz. ok I’ll post something soon I promise kisses followers and rolls off into the sunset
heyyy i just wanted to note that my t-shirt design belongs to askdrunksollux!!
go follow him he’s koala tea
dude what a 2wag motherfucker.
